逃學
“混帳! 又逃學。”
“哼! 他們都是騙子, 說要教我學手語, 其實想叫我接受新藥的臨床試驗。”
“Hah! Caught you playing hooky again.”
“They lied. They are not teaching me Sign Language, they are signing me up for clinical trials.”
March 13, 2008
太空英雄
“哇! 這下子你出名了，繞了地球一百週。”
“沒什麼選擇, 不做太空飛行就得回去做癌症研究。”
“Wow! You’ve become a celebrity. Around the world 100 times!”
“Well, it’s either this or the cancer research.”
送花
“媽咪, 我採了花給妳。 我好乖,可不可以吃糖？”
“These flowers are for you, mommy. I picked them myself. Now can I eat this lollipop?”
March 12, 2008
皮膚病?
“小寶不是得了皮膚癌, 是當初你們從產房抱錯了長頸鹿媽媽的孩子。”
“The good news is that Junior doesn’t have skin cancer. The bad news is that you took home Mrs. Giraffe’s baby by mistake.”
January 17, 2008
笑果奇佳(30)---病太重?
“ 哇! 妳帶這麽多東西來看我。一定是我病得很重了。是癌症嗎?”
“Wow! You brought so much stuff. I must be VERY sick then. Is it cancer?”
笑果奇佳(29)---胃癌恐懼症
“你知道你得的是什麼病嗎？這叫胃癌恐懼症。沒事啦，只是胃酸過多。”
“You know what you are suffering from? It’s called Stomach Cancer Paranoia. You just have too much acid in your stomach.”
笑果奇佳(28) ---學做雞腿
“媽咪, 妳好了就去學做這種雞腿好嗎？”
“Mommy, after you get better, can you get the recipe from Tony’s mom?”
笑果奇佳(27)---放心！不是腫瘤
“放心，這些不是腫瘤，只是些煤渣子。”
“Rest assured. These are pieces of coal, not tumors.”
January 15, 2008
笑果奇佳(26)---前功盡棄
