逃學
“混帳! 又逃學。”
“哼! 他們都是騙子, 說要教我學手語, 其實想叫我接受新藥的臨床試驗。”
“Hah! Caught you playing hooky again.”
“They lied. They are not teaching me Sign Language, they are signing me up for clinical trials.”
March 13, 2008
太空英雄
“哇! 這下子你出名了，繞了地球一百週。”
“沒什麼選擇, 不做太空飛行就得回去做癌症研究。”
“Wow! You’ve become a celebrity. Around the world 100 times!”
“Well, it’s either this or the cancer research.”
送花
“媽咪, 我採了花給妳。 我好乖,可不可以吃糖？”
“These flowers are for you, mommy. I picked them myself. Now can I eat this lollipop?”
March 12, 2008
皮膚病?
“小寶不是得了皮膚癌, 是當初你們從產房抱錯了長頸鹿媽媽的孩子。”
“The good news is that Junior doesn’t have skin cancer. The bad news is that you took home Mrs. Giraffe’s baby by mistake.”