笑果奇佳(25)---吃魚比吃肉健康?
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November 30, 2007
笑果奇佳(24)---少喝一點
“聽說老貓病了。活該, 他早該改變他的飲食習慣。”
“你老兄也可以少喝一點了。”
“So, the old cat is sick. Serves him right. I told him to change his diet long ago.”
“Drinking that much isn’t so healthy either.”
笑果奇佳(23)---雪兒還是瑪丹娜
“今晚我當誰？雪兒？還是小甜甜？也許當瑪丹娜更好。”
“Who should I be tonight? Cher? Britney Spears? Or, better yet, Maddona”
笑果奇佳(22)---乳癌俱樂部會員
“媽咪, 這裏好好玩,我長大了也要來當會員。”
(如果妳是乳癌患者,妳要教女兒從二十歲開始就要注意乳房的健康。)
“Mommy, I had so much fun today. When can I become a member
(If you had breast cancer, you have to teach your daughter about breast health when she reaches 20.)
笑果奇佳(21)---吾命休矣
“糟糕! 這個人正在做化療，我吸了他的血,吾命休矣。”
“Oh no! This one is on chemothearapy. Yuk! I’m doomed!”
November 09, 2007
笑果奇佳(20)---男人也會得乳癌
“我又瘦, 乳房又小,為什麽還會得乳癌?”
“這跟乳房大小無関,連我們男人也會得。”
“But my breasts are so small. How come I have cancer?”
“Hey, guys get breast cancer too.”
笑果奇佳(19)---修女也瘋狂
“看來修女一樣會生病,我就別認為自己做錯什麼事而得報應。”
“Well, even the holy sister can get it. Then it can’t be a punishment to me.”
笑果奇佳(18)---書到病除
“回家按時吃葯,再看看這本書,你就會好多了。”
“Go home. Take your medicine on time. Read this joke book, “Laugh All the Way”, and you’ll feel much better.”
笑果奇佳(17)---算命的說
“別擔心啦,萛命的說過你不會病死的。你會死於非命。”
“Relax, the fortune teller said you’re going to die from an accident, not a disease.”
笑果奇佳(16)---魚翅湯還是鯊魚軟骨膠囊?
“聽說你的翅被中國人拿去做湯了。”
“那也總比被抓去做成鯊魚軟骨膠囊的好吧。”
“Heard your fin was made into Chinese soup.”
“It beats being turned into shark cartilage capsules.”
笑果奇佳(15)---出院後
“媽咪,妳在寫什麽?”
“爸爸說等我一出院就買部新車子,其實廚房的冰箱也該換新的了,全屋子裝上冷氣也不錯。”
“Mommy, what are you writing?”
“Well, your dad promised me a new car once I get out of the hospital. We could also use a new fridge, and airconditioning for the entire house is not a bad idea either.”
笑果奇佳(14)---戒煙
“好啦!我戒烟就是了。不知道哪裏去聽來說二手烟對全家連沒孵出來的蛋都有害?”
“Alright, I’ll quit. Where did you hear all this nonsense about second-hand smoke harming the whole family, even the unhatched?”
笑果奇佳(13)---肺癌醫生有前途
“我要叫兒子以後當肺癌專科醫生, 一定有生意。”
“My son should become a lung cancer specialist.”
笑果奇佳(12)---你愛賓士 我愛Lexus
“看我們的疤!真巧,你愛賓士, 我愛Lexus。”
笑果奇佳(11)---"One Stop shoppping" 醫院
“這家醫院的禮品店東西又好又便宜,這一下我把老公的生曰禮物,女兒的畢業禮物都買齊了,自己也添了雙可愛的拖鞋。”
“This hospital gift shop is wonderful! I found a birthday gift for my husband, a pressent for Judy’s graduation, and a pair of cute slippers for myself.”